I just recently celebrated another birthday. As a year that many tend to freak out about age-wise, I'm trying to instead steer with the rushing river of oncoming wrinkles and mellow out to embrace it. As such, I've decided pretty recently that I should also stop fighting/hiding faults of mine. This isn't to say I'm not working on them. However, trying to hide them or deny they exist is quite silly. Humans are wonderful. They'll see right through it. This is the year of 'Eff it'.

So...hi, I'm Lazy. Thanks for asking!

"I divide my officers into four groups. There are clever, diligent, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and diligent — their place is the General Staff. The next lot are stupid and lazy — they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties.

Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the intellectual clarity and the composure necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is stupid and diligent — he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always cause only mischief."

Generaloberst Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord (1878-1943)